BY ZACK PENALVA, SPORTS EDITOR
Joakim Noah Shoots Like a Toddler
While the Bull’s Jimmy Butler was having one of the greatest scoring nights in franchise history by someone not named Michael, it was obviously because he sucked away all of the talent of the teammates around him like some type of basketball-playing vampire. He should probably let Joakim have a little bit back though.
Mesuit Özil has the Touch of 1,000 Feather Pillows
It’s worth watching with sound. Because while Özil brings the ball under his spell while running at full speed in the 80th minute of the game is impressive enough, hearing the Liverpool crowd try to come to terms with what they just saw and decide if it’s wrong to cheer for the opposition is just as entertaining.